Four Wolf Moon Car

So this isn't a truck on a truck, or a car on a car even, but it is absurdly badass. This she wolf is definitely not in the closet. If people thought wearing that shirt made them hardcore, then driving this thing takes it to a whole new level.

Buzz Feed Steals My Ideas…

BuzzFeed ,like so many other things, steals my ideas (maybe you all remember when I invented something called "Sleep Hands", decided it was already called a night gown, forgot about it, and then it got made for real, and became an internet phenomenon).

Chelsea Handler?

My Open Letter to Chelsea Handler:

Dear Chelsea,

Why? You aren't that funny or ironic... I can't believe you actually did this...

P.S. Are you wearing only one boot? Is this a fetish? Did I just invent a fetish?

It's On An Installment Plan

Right now he only has the skrilla skraps for this part of the mural, but you can bet all the schrute bucks that he will add the rest eventually. It will include the beach, naked girls (soaking wet), and Jesus (soaking wet).

...Just Got The News

Did you guys hear that Michael Jackson died? Weird, huh? I think I'm probably the first person to post about it... Did you guys know that he was immortalized on the hood of a car? Good thing too, now we won't forget him.

Can You Feel The Love Tonight?

What is sicker than having lions on your tailgate?

...Lions who are about to fuck! ...on your tailgate!

(once again, sorry that it's not a truck on a truck, but I was like 43 % sure you guys would preciate this tailgate)

Waterfalls, Boobs, Mustachioed Men In Cowboy Hats, This Tailgate Has It All.

The spoiler keeps me from taking off into the air, otherwise I would fly out of control like one of those speed boats. It is muchismo importante.

-Hector

(you all owe me like 14 billion schrute bucks if the driver of this beast is named Hector for reals)