Four Wolf Moon Car

So this isn't a truck on a truck, or a car on a car even, but it is absurdly badass. This she wolf is definitely not in the closet. If people thought wearing that shirt made them hardcore, then driving this thing takes it to a whole new level.

Buzz Feed Steals My Ideas…

BuzzFeed ,like so many other things, steals my ideas (maybe you all remember when I invented something called "Sleep Hands", decided it was already called a night gown, forgot about it, and then it got made for real, and became an internet phenomenon).

Chelsea Handler?

My Open Letter to Chelsea Handler:

Dear Chelsea,

Why? You aren't that funny or ironic... I can't believe you actually did this...

P.S. Are you wearing only one boot? Is this a fetish? Did I just invent a fetish?

It's On An Installment Plan

Right now he only has the skrilla skraps for this part of the mural, but you can bet all the schrute bucks that he will add the rest eventually. It will include the beach, naked girls (soaking wet), and Jesus (soaking wet).

...Just Got The News

Did you guys hear that Michael Jackson died? Weird, huh? I think I'm probably the first person to post about it... Did you guys know that he was immortalized on the hood of a car? Good thing too, now we won't forget him.

Can You Feel The Love Tonight?

What is sicker than having lions on your tailgate?

...Lions who are about to fuck! ...on your tailgate!

(once again, sorry that it's not a truck on a truck, but I was like 43 % sure you guys would preciate this tailgate)

Waterfalls, Boobs, Mustachioed Men In Cowboy Hats, This Tailgate Has It All.

The spoiler keeps me from taking off into the air, otherwise I would fly out of control like one of those speed boats. It is muchismo importante.

-Hector

(you all owe me like 14 billion schrute bucks if the driver of this beast is named Hector for reals)

Wildery Truck

If the truck had it his way, he would live in the plains with his animal brethren, and just frolick with a rooster and two deer. obvs.

It Comes In Hoopdie

This is hopefully some sort of special plasma screen, and the mural is an animated GIF in which the hoopdie ride inside the mural bounces when Don Sanchez is hittin the switches hard.

Global Warming

It's official, this blog posts more than just "Trucks on Trucks"

...It posts drowning polar bears! If kick ass car murals of drowning bears is what global warming is bringing us, then bring it on! Rev that engine! (there are a lot of levels of irony here)

This Counts...

It counts because a real starship enterprise is parked inside that barn, and it has a mural of itself painted on itself, and there is an orange planet in there too (and it has paintings of orange planets on itself).

∞ MIND BLOWER ∞

is there anything else to say?

Not a Truck, But COME THE FUCK ON! (Unless There is a Model of Truck Called the "White Winged Fire Tiger")

Not only is it a Tiger, It's a white tiger, and it has wings, and its on fire.

I don't know if you guys noticed but this picture was taken at 8:31 am. I like to imagine that homeboy had this scheduled for first thing in the morning (best light). So he woke up, got ready, checked his to do list, and first thing on it was: take a fucking picture of your bad ass flaming winged tiger truck mural right now son.

Doesn't This Ruin the Disguise?

Dear Optimus,

If you paint a picture of your transformed self on the side of your disguise, just about everyone is gonna know that you are a shape shifting robot, and not just hardcore truck with a gnarly flame paint job. Element of surprise man. Geez.

Sincerely,
Your Biggest Fan (not really [but really for reals])

It's Not a Truck... I Know

It may not be a truck, but it does have magic headlights that shine laserish beams even during daylight hours. So it is mos def awesome enough to post.

I'm like 47 percent positive that its driving on water Jesus style. That's right guys, Jesus drives a PT Cruiser.

Broncos on Broncos

It's another metaphor...

If OJ was in this thing, they'd have never caught him. (who am I? Jay Leno)

I apologize again for the joke, it's so 199late

Look Closely

It's there, not quite as awe inspiring as the previous trucks, but it's there.

Bonus feature: the gentleman who decided that this was an awesome idea also decided that it was an awesome idea to have himself standing next to his truck in the picture. Can anyone say Facebook alert? This better be his profile pic, better yet he should make it his profile pic and then have his Facebook profile painted on his truck complete with this picture as the profile pic.

Another Beach Going Bro

This guy goes to the beach too, but he just drives down PCH at alarming speeds, he doesn't pull up on the sand like Trevor does.

(once again, if you were able to magically enter the painting, Requiem for a Dream style, then you would find a matching tailgate mural on the back of the truck in the painting, and there is also one on the back of that truck inside the painting and so on into infinity)

It's a Metaphor Fools!

Innocent Bystander: "What kind of truck is that?"
Trevor the Super Bro: "Why don't you take a look at my tailgate?"

The Innocent Bystander does so and his head explodes because of how awesome/ironic/metaphorical/bad ass the Ram mural is...

(I hope to god that this is Dodge Dakota)

In Case You Couldn't Tell...

Just in case you hadn't guessed yet, when this mega bro isn't shopping for backwards hats he takes his truck to the beach. If you love your truck paint a picture of itself on itself.

P.S. You can't see it but the truck in the picture has similar painting on the back of it (because it's the same truck obvs).